Y'all whine and complain about the internet, but when it comes down to it, you watch those five second viral videos every damn time.
I'm not passing judgement. I'm just reporting the facts: viral videos remain the best thing to come out of this poisoned well. How can you not laugh at a toddler brandishing a knife? Is there anything more emotionally satisfying than watching Maxine Waters reclaim her time from this petty Ivy League pariah -- and then have the moment transformed into gospel?
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These are the best viral videos of 2018.
Why would you want to look at this sweeping view of the Bay area when you can instead stare into the death grip of this aerial predator?
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I also don't love the idea that we're living on top of a crust. Crust is for pies, not territory!
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Like many of you, I struggle to watch a video longer than thirty seconds, but this one is worth it for the delightful incompetence alone.
Why walk on some secondhand polyester leash when you can gallop in the heavenly moonlight on a tiny pony?
Part of me loathes this video, because the filmmakers should have done more helping and less laughing. Still, it's a marvel to watch with the audio and your conscience turned off.
It's rare nowadays for viral videos to launch anyone into stardom. Alas, there's still a market for at least one hidden talent: yodeling. After Mason Ramsey launched into a yodeling solo at a Walmart in April, he got picked up for an album and even performed at Coachella.
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She sent thoughts and prayers and was actually rewarded.
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The internet suspended their sadness for a day in May after this clip went viral. Listeners either heard "Yanny" or "Laurel," two words with seemingly little phonetic similarity.
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Talk all the shit you want about Harry Potter, but don't you dare disrespect Kelly Ellison, who vogued the crap out of this.
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This is medieval entertainment and it's wrong.
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A pet owner magician never reveals their secrets.
The cat, Wilfred Warrior, is a real Chinchilla Persian. Comedian Michael Rapaport plays the part of the traumatized Brooklyn macho man.
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Who among us -- human or canine -- hasn't struggled with the very same problem?
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My heart goes out to that poor umbrella left out and open in the rain.
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Thank you to all who made this year of viral artistry possible: the lizards, the dogs, the birds, the Peppa the Pigs, and even -- against all odds -- the humans.
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